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blastingradio:
“ This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife
”

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

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svveden:
“ whoa brock i’m just here to get my badge
”

whoa brock i’m just here to get my badge

(via thevictoriousone)

pembroke:
“ i was in the mood for hp so bill and fleur
”

i was in the mood for hp so bill and fleur

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At this point I don’t even know if this paper is good, or in English.

tired college kids everywhere (via dontfeedthegradstudent)

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You Matter

Until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared. Then you Energy.

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theonlyhopeformeisbands:
“ Canadian police on the job.
”

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

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When you make a margarita, you need to first make a margarita and concentrate on the tequila, and then add accents and garnish that match the color and flavor of the dish. So you wanna, like, complement it; it’s like complementing with wine to your food. You make sure that the drink that you have is an enjoyable experience so that it matches up, so it creates a flavor profile, and then in your mind the presentation is like 50% of the meal; they always say that, so you wanna make sure that the drink complements that. So I had orange accents in there. A normal margarita, you would just: tequila, triple sec, a splash of lime juice, BLENDED, always blend it! No one likes margaritas on the rocks; they’re crazy if they do. And then after it came out, I added splashes of orange soda down the sides so it just created a color gradient of orange from the top to bottom, denser on the bottom, and it added just a…it added a splash of sugar that made it an award-winner, and I won an award! And then you garnish it with a slice of orange, and now I’m done, thank you. I won an award.

Markiplier, on how to make an award-winning margarita (via marksandrec)

Markiplier “Award Winner” iplier

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